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F1车手的职业病

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发表于 2006-1-22 14:44:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">:换鞋和喝水同时进行,一般会在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">秒内完成。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> <BR>2:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">坐进车里之前习惯性地戴上头盔</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">.<BR>3:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">马路上一看见红灯灭就起步,转弯全走切线</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">.<BR>4:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">大马路上光明正大地超速,老喜欢超车(而且还喜欢用尾流),还自为在套慢车,警车想追他们要罚款也追不到。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>5:</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">进加油站从来不下车,下雨就要换胎</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>6:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '"><FONT size=3>开车的时候喜欢注意马路两边(有没有工作人员出示的旗子)以及自言自语(以为自己在和维修站的工作人员说话)</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">.<BR>7:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">开车时一生气就想把方向盘把下来扔掉</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">.<BR>8:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">每每视线不清淅时,总想在面部撕点什么</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> .<BR>9;</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '">到了目的地看不到格子旗就郁闷。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>10:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '"><FONT size=3>每次一停车,准备下车时就有拔方向盘的冲动。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>11;</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '"><FONT size=3>路上看到救护车在前,就很乖地跟在后面,一面心里盘算着是不是应该乘机进维修站,等到救护车一离开他便放慢速度压制后车随后像箭似地冲出去……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>12:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '"><FONT size=3>看到前车排放尾气认为其暴缸,毫不犹豫地从边上饶过去,以免自己车受损。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT size=3>13:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '"><FONT size=3>看到自己车排放尾气则立刻奋力拔下方向盘,从车中跳出,将车搁在马路中央,认为工作人员会将其推走(其实是警察)……<IMG src="/images/Emotions/2.gif"></FONT></SPAN></P>
发表于 2006-1-23 10:18:02 | 显示全部楼层
<><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">8:<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ' '; mso-hansi-font-family: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">每每视线不清淅时,总想在面部撕点什么</SPAN><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: ' '; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> .<IMG src="../../images/Emotions/2.gif"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P>
发表于 2006-1-23 12:25:14 | 显示全部楼层
<FONT size=4>还有,下车通常从天窗钻出来</FONT>
发表于 2006-1-24 21:55:09 | 显示全部楼层
<>搞笑,F1赛车都是全景天窗的</P>
发表于 2006-1-29 12:48:03 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈!有一套!我开车也切线
发表于 2006-3-12 11:37:47 | 显示全部楼层
学到了!
发表于 2006-3-12 11:50:29 | 显示全部楼层
病就别学了吧<IMG src="/images/Emotions/13.gif">
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