[转帖]《阿政-范舒-火腿蛋 》不可不看！太可了了！否则后悔的哦！

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<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>阿政-范舒-火腿蛋</FONT></SPAN></P>
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<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>阿政在街上走着，迎面碰上了范舒。范舒伸手就给他一大嘴巴，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>让你丫不戴帽子</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>。阿政很郁闷地回家了，弄一帽子戴着。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O></O></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>第二天又碰上范舒了，又挨了一大嘴巴，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>让你丫戴帽子</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>。如此几次，总挨打。阿政想，这么老挨打不是个事儿啊，不行，我得找火腿蛋投诉去。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O></O></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>刚到火腿蛋房门口，就听火腿蛋和范舒在屋里说话。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O></O></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>你也不能老这么蛮不讲理打阿政阿，回头阿政找我投诉来，我也不好罩着你啊。好歹咱面子上得过得去，我教你一招。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>下回你见着阿政，跟他说：给我弄点儿洗衣服的东西来。他给你拿肥皂来，你就打他一顿的，说我要的是洗衣粉，谁让你拿肥皂？他要是拿洗衣粉来，你也能打他，说我要肥皂，谁让你拿洗衣粉？要不然你跟他说，去，给我找个男人来。他给你找个胖的，你打他一顿说我要瘦的；给你找个瘦的，你也打一顿，说我要胖的。这样不结了，你也能打他，我面子上也能说得过去。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” <O></O></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>阿政一听，得，咱也别投诉了，回屋睡吧。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O></O></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>第二天，阿政在街上又撞上范舒。范舒大喝一声：去，给我找点儿洗衣服的东西来。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O:P></O:P></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>阿政不慌不忙：你是要洗衣粉阿，还是要肥皂啊？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O:P></O:P></SPAN></P>
<><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>范舒一听，嗯？有一手阿。又说：去，给我找个男人来。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O:P></O:P></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>阿政还是不慌不忙：你是要胖的啊，还是瘦的？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <O:P></O:P></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>范舒一听勃然大怒，伸手就给阿政一个大嘴巴，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><FONT face=宋体>让你丫不戴帽子！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">” </SPAN></P>
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